jealous Husband

Jealous Husband;

"Aaj tk tum kitney logo k saath soyi ho?"

Wife; Such bolon tu sirf aap k sath hi soyi hon baki sabhi k sath sari sari raat jagti thi...

an intelligent wife is one

''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women" :P