solid be izzati

Solid Be Izzati

Girl To Slim Boy:
Apni Body To Dekho
Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,

Boy:
Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu
K Mere Pas bitch Kun Khari Hy… ;->

Just a second, don't misunderstand

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

god thought that since

God thought that since
he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn't be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

where r u?

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

No visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

ur 5 qualities:

Ur 5 qualities:

1---------

2---------

3---------

4---------

5---------

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

close ur eyes n think about yourself

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...