Showing posts with label Flirt SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Flirt SMS. Show all posts

Flirt SMS

Flirt SMS

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

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Always remember:

When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”

But

When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO”

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Aay dost tum bhi ajeeb ho.
Meray dil k kitnay qareeb ho.

Na miltay ho na SMS kertay ho.
kia tum mujh say bhi ziyadah gharib ho.

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Har nazar mai ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mai ek chahat hoti hai
Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye TAJMAHAL bananan,
kyonki har dil mai chaar – paanch mumtaz hoti hai

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Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don’t exist.

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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi, Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi, Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi

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Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!!!
..

Jaisy!!!!!!
.
.
.
Lemon max, ghuly kam or chaly ziada

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Na hawa na saya hai,
ehsas ham hi ko aaya hai,
hamein bhi sms kr k dekh lo,

company ne ye mobail aap ki Girl friend k liye nahi banaya hay.

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Ae khuda mere is dost ko
Hathi ki takat
Sher ki awaz
Chetay ki speed
Or Hiran sa sundar roop de.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Baki KHOTAY ka DIMAGH to is k pass hy hi.

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROTHER
for all CUTE GIRLS.

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DREAM makes all things Possible
HOPES makes all things work
LOVE makes all things beautiful
SMILE makes all the above workpossible
So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH

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Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?

Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota…

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
Latak matak chalti thi, Aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan

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Akele ja rahe the jivan k rasto pe… Naraz, Dukhi, Thakay Hoye
Phir ek mor pe aap sa DOST mila aur… Baki zindagi ka bhi SATYA NAS hogaya

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Lerki: Janu kuch aisa kaho na jis se mere dil ki dharkan tez ho jaye aur mera dil zor zor se dharke aur mujhe kuch kuch ho…
Lerka: Bhago tumhara bhai araha hai.

ishq k sahare jiya nhi karte

Ishq k Sahare jiya Nhi Karte, 
Gum k Pyalo ko Piya Nhi karte,
 Kuch Dost saale aise bhi hote hai, 
Jinke Ungli na karo to wo saale yad kiya nahi karte…

kya faaida hua hai ab intezaar karke Gardish mein aagaye hai

Kya faaida hua hai ab intezaar karke Gardish mein aagaye hai.
Hum tumse pyar karke Iss daur mein Wafa ka..
Hum karobaar karke Sunnat nibha rahe hai..
Dushman se pyar karke

do magar kisi ek ko

Ye dil do kisi nek ko, 
do magar kisi ek ko, 
yeh dil hai, 
koi shishe ka tukda nahi,
jo bech do har ek ko.

sitaron se nahi

Larki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai,
 sitaron se nahi, 
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, 
hazaaron se nahi.
 Larka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
 Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

jinhe milti hai nigahon se vo thik hai jo pite hain

Kaun hai sufi yahan yahan to sab sharabi hai,
 jinhe milti hai nigahon se vo thik hai jo pite hain 
paimane se bus unme kharabi hai

sapne saare tod kar beithe hai dil ka armaan

Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai dil ka armaan 
chod kar beithe hai na kijiye humse wafa ki
 baatein abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod kar beithe hai

bari koshish k baad use bhula diya

Bari koshish k baad use bhula diya, 
uski yado ko seene se mita dya, 
aik phir uska piagham aya likha tha ‘Muje Bhool Jao’ or muje bhula her lamha yaad dila diya !

ankhon mein hardam naye khwab

Ankhon mein hardam naye khwab sajate rehte hai Khusiyo se bhare nagme gungunate rehte hai Har saal manate hai dost janamdin mera Har saal hum apne jivan ka ek saal gavate rehte hai.

samne ho manzil to rasta na modna

Samne ho Manzil to Rasta na Modna, 
Jo Mann me ho wo Khwab na Todna,
Har Kadam pe Milegi Kamyabi Aapko, 
Bus Sitare Chunney ke liye Kabhi zamin na Chhodna.

a boy was going with his girl friend



A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D

GIRLZ OF 1995*


GIRLZ OF 1995*
"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM"

GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM
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