Funny Messages

 Funny Messages

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If you are in love with two people at the same time. Choose the second person because if you have loved the 1st one who wouldn’t fallen for the 2nd one anyway.

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If you want one to do the dishes,

And, to mow the lawn,

You can search for the person,

When I am gone.

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Falling in love is easy as long as you find someone to catch you.

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True love is like a ghost. When everyone speaks about it but none has found it yet.

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Always aim for the moon. Even if you don’t get it you’ll fall amongst starts.

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The irony of marriage is women want men to change after marriage and men hope that women will not change. As a result, both are disappointed.

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You’ll know that you are in love when you think that you have got the most beautiful woman and you’ll know that you’re out of it when the same woman will become ugly.

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Similarity between good wine and love is that both mature with age.

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Falling in and out of love is easy when you are young. As you grow old, falling in becomes harder and falling out gets hardest.

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What is recession?

When ‘wine’ and ‘women’ get replaced by ‘water’ and ‘wife’ that critical phase of life is called recession.

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A man who can laugh at the face of a difficulty is the one who has found someone to blame it on.

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I don’t say that I am always right but then I’m never wrong.

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Why do the wedding photos always have the bride on the left side of the groom? Because in a balance sheet liability is always mentioned in the left column and assets are mentioned in the right

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Can I say that I am working hard if I stare at the monitor of my computer blankly all day long?

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It’s better to say nothing and be called a fool than opening your mouth to remove all doubts.

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A Chinese proverb says that talking once to a genius is like reading books of knowledge for a month. So, feel free to call me anytime.

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Handsome

Cute

Loving

Smart

Spirited

Intelligent

Well, enough of me. What about you?

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Make a day with a laugh. Send funny messages to friends to give them the reward of laughter. Explore the funny side of yours and get creative. Make the world a better place to live with funny messages.

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Everyone loves a good sense of humour; witty lines that bring a smile to your loved one’s lips. Our compilation of Funny Love SMS is just the thing for the goofball in you. Any relationship based on the quotient of making each other smile is perhaps the most perfect thing that one can ask for. Who needs all the sorrow and tears, when a smile that can brighten your day is being talked about. Be the one to make your loved one smile and choose from a wide variety of witty quotes and one liners that fill your heart with delight and force that smile to take shape on your loved one’s face.

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They do not call it crazy, stupid love for nothing; so be the reason for the glorious smile that you so love. Brighten up any gloomy day and make them love you even more for being there for them as a source of their joy and happiness, and those unbidden smiles every time.

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Heres a little hug for you To make you smile when youre blue, To make you happy if youre sad, To let you know life aint so bad!

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Nobody’s right till somebody’s wrong;

Nobody’s weak till somebody’s strong;

Nobody’s lucky till luv comes along;

Nobody’s lonely till somebody’s gone.

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In my life I learned how 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn't learn how.. 2 stop remembering you.

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The strong became weak.. the genius bcame stupid.. The brave bcame a coward.. it happens because of one thing, they fall in love

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If a smile could be a rain drop i would wish that it keeps raining throughout your life so that there may be no place for tears in your life.

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If u open my heart, guess what u are gonna see? It's u. True loves are hard to find so i kept u.

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Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person & everyone else.

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If u open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True loves are hard to find so I kept you.

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When I first saw you, You caught my eye. You had a glowed in your eye that no other Guy had. I asked myself could you be the one, the one make me smile and feel good inside.

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Love is like a forest where brave tigers are killed by the beautiful eyes of deers.