Good Morning Facebook Status

My alarm clock iz clearly jealous of my amazing relationship wid my bed.
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I can already tell it'z going 2 b another 1 of thoze morningz where I'm not rich n famous.
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I think who ever put Gud & Morning 2gether, really needz a gud bitch slaping.
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Mrning would b great if it didn’t cum so early in the day.
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There iz no snooze button on a cat who wantz breakfast..

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Gud morning world,& all who inhabitz. Rise N shine, it'z time 2 get up& get muving.
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Every morning, every moment alwayz remember that our God iz a GOD OF LUV. Gud Morning....
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Usually I have gud mood in the morningz, until I start meeting people..
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It standz 4 hope, giving uz another start at what we call life.
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It’z a new day, a new week, start off fresh 2 accomplish ur best....