Facebook Status Ideas

Just bcoz I don’t say certain thingz, does not mean I don’t feel them.
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"I" before "E" except after Old McDonald had a farm.
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It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting 4 my problemz 2 go away.
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I just read a list of 'the 100 things 2 do before U die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell 4 help' wasn't 1 of
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I luk at my best friend n think, Y the crap do I luv thiz retard?
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U know U're in 2011 when your kid textz u hiz holiday gift list.
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I ruined an emo kidz day 2day.I made them smile.

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