Santa Banta sms

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:

"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:

"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:

"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

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Accountancy Fact:

Banta: What is the Difference between Liability and Asset?

Santa: A drunk guy is a Liability and a drunk girl is an Asset.

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Santa: Banta Bata 

Ranveer Kapoor Or Petrol Me Kya Samanta Hai? 

No Ans By Banta!. 

...Santa: Abey! Dono K Hi Rate Bina Matlab K Badh Rahe Hein          

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 Santa: Our 7th son always looks different form the other 6, did he had a different father?

Jeeto(Crying): Yes.

Santa: Who?

Jeeto: You.

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A man to Santa:

Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Santa rushes home and came back within

half an hour and slapped the man

and said:

"He's not my friend."

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 Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.. 

I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out, 

What To Do? 

Banta - No Problem. 

Just Imagine She Came Back !

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 Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.. 

I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out, 

What To Do? 

Banta - No Problem. 

Just Imagine She Came Back

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,

Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies,

I'm coming daily since 4 days,

I press the bell but no one comes out.

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 Santa:Ye TUm Ne PattiAn KYun Bandhi Hui HAin? 

Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri GAri Se Takra GYa Tha, 

Santa: Chot To USay I HO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi? 

Banta: Bas YaAr KAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho GAi Thi.

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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here,

he Picks his Mobile Phone,

Calls everyone from his phone

& says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

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EACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense 

Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI , 

PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi 

Use Hua Ho ... 

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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH 

NO ENTRY .... =P =D          

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Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai 

Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya 

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha 

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha? 

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!          

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Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya 

Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti 

Abhi Parh Rahi Hai... 

Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum 

Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy. 

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Santa aur banta ne 

zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha. 

Sant-dekho kitna chhota tanga. 

Bant-haan aur gadha to dekho,aadmi jaisa dikhta          

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Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi? 

Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai. 

SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho. 

Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz?