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SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"


SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"


JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

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Accountancy Fact:
Banta: What is the Difference between Liability and Asset?
Santa: A drunk guy is a Liability and a drunk girl is an Asset.
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Santa: Banta Bata 
Ranveer Kapoor Or Petrol Me Kya Samanta Hai? 

No Ans By Banta!. 

...Santa: Abey! Dono K Hi Rate Bina Matlab K Badh Rahe Hein          
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 Santa: Our 7th son always looks different form the other 6, did he had a different father?
Jeeto(Crying): Yes.
Santa: Who?
Jeeto: You.

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A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
"He's not my friend."


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 Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.. 
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out, 
What To Do? 
Banta - No Problem. 
Just Imagine She Came Back !

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 Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.. 
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out, 
What To Do? 
Banta - No Problem. 
Just Imagine She Came Back

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.


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 Santa:Ye TUm Ne PattiAn KYun Bandhi Hui HAin? 
Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri GAri Se Takra GYa Tha, 
Santa: Chot To USay I HO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi? 
Banta: Bas YaAr KAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho GAi Thi.

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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

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EACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense 
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI , 
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi 
Use Hua Ho ... 
... 






SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH 
NO ENTRY .... =P =D          

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Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai 

Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya 

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha 

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha? 

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!          

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Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya 

Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti 
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai... 

Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum 
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy. 

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Santa aur banta ne 
zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha. 

Sant-dekho kitna chhota tanga. 

Bant-haan aur gadha to dekho,aadmi jaisa dikhta          

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Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi? 

Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai. 

SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho. 

Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz?

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